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Post by bictoriodelbermetez on Aug 2, 2018 22:44:55 GMT -5
And so it was, the fourth age of our time. Do I need to pour down the drain, the remains of the creamy gargoyle? « I don’t know man don’t axe me! » Who said that?! Oh sorry, 89 pesos por favor. Opening my eyes I felt the ever growing impendent sentiment of doom as I watched the chicken cross the road. The car came. All red... but then it stopped, Mr Clean (no joke) was inside. He climbed out but got ran over by a giant dandruff, I mean a real biggie, like from a Space worm (you know the one in Empire), a real big dandruff as I was saying that actually crushed him while blown by the wind. Crazy stuff. Two cups of flour, two cups of flower, two cops off lawyer, took hops Hofliër. Look! Over the horizon Ghandi is tattoing a sunny side up egg on the green Giant’s left butt cheek. Aren’t they adorable! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I said they are NOT adorable! Stop bawling... geesh... girls! From now on; Girls are not allowed! Oh bugger I got some mustard on my fedora. Well... time for me to be hitting the old dusky trail. Is it me... for a moment? The stars are falling! OH MY GAWD!! The STARS ARE FALLING!!! Oh wait... no it’s just the meds. One oclock two oclock seven oclock crock! Crocodile!! Hide!!! Can I get an Aperture. If you are still reading, get a Life. The magazine. Get one. It’s 56% protein. It should do. I lost 22 pounds. If you see them, give them the bird. Cause every body’s heard that the bird is the word. Sorry.
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thesue
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Post by thesue on Aug 3, 2018 13:55:06 GMT -5
I’m at a loss for words...
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ArnaldShwortzonogor
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Post by ArnaldShwortzonogor on Aug 3, 2018 16:32:31 GMT -5
Hey this place sounds like fun. That weird guy can write. I dunno what an Aperture iz but I would try to decode something if I could... well, I love yoyos so... I’ll be back!!
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Post by mikejustice on Aug 4, 2018 22:00:05 GMT -5
Is the op Victor Vermette? He likes to make funny weird posts, so maybe? Lol.
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Post by yeagger on Aug 5, 2018 18:02:46 GMT -5
Sounds like my wife would start ignoring when I start talking like that. But I read it while my wife was trying on dresses. It was funny so thanks for the chuckle. But the auto correct just said chicken...
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